Well Folks the Price of gas is on the way up again…
And in celebration of such a momentous occasion (Not!),
I bring to you a little joke I have put together.

Frame 1: Frame of Jared sitting at desk with a clean well pressed suit. He is looking up at Deloris who has just entered wearing a business skirt and is covered with steaming poop from her heels up to her knees. She is staring directly back at Jared in a silent confrontation. There is a clear window set in the background between the two.

Frame 2: Frame widens to see Jared and Deloris continuing to stare each other down. The door to the hallway is now shown, and Jesus the Janitor is just walking past the door with a trash can overflowing with steaming horse poop (The trash can reads “This is Horse SH_ _”. His entire arm is also covered with the steaming poop and clenched in his fist is a tiny pooper scooper. Jesus is herd mumbling, “Price of GAS… the BOSS is going to have to foot the bill for a BIGGER Pooper Scooper.”

Frame 3: Frame closes back in on Jared and Deloris. This time we see a bucket on Jared’s desk (The bucket reads “OATS”), and a horse has poked his head into the window and is eating from the bucket. Deloris says, “COULD YOU PLEASE MOVE YOUR HORSE, HE IS IN MY PARKING SPOT!”

I never said it was a good joke…
No worries if you didn’t get it… it’s one of those that if you didn’t get now, you won’t get later either!

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