come on down…
You’re the next winners on “The Punishment is Right”

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Both of these tinsel tarnished turnips were picked up last week on DUI suspicion. Not much surprise for Paris even though it is her first offense, but I wonder if perhaps she has gotten off with a few flashes up the mini skirt as she is so inclined to do.

I had to laugh at a few of her publicist’s comments, Michael Levine:

“Paris Hilton being arrested just makes her more famous…” (Yes, yes, her career of partying, flop CD’s, crap movies, drugs and now arrests is the kind of publicity that boomed Peewee’s career and Nick Nolte—let’s not forget about Christian Slater, Rob Lowe… it sure made these people more famous… NOT!)

“The people who enjoy Paris as a comedian or actress on TV or as a singer on her CD, a woman who seems to have captured the imagination of so many people…” (Cough, laugh, grimace, snicker… bust out laughing—who on earth has she captured the imagination of, she has left very little of herself left for the imagination these days!)

And… Ty, I have always liked this guy on the show Trading Spaces and now Extreme Makeover. I hope this isn’t the start of his circus antics because quite frankly Hollywood does not need anymore clowns…

They are filled to the brim already!