John Mayer reportedly dumped Jessica Simpson over her half naked shenanigans and partying ways…

Okay, so no big surprise here, we all know that you cannot teach a blonde new tricks… even if she is sporting a new brunette hairdo and Mary Poppins attire.

The real surprise here is that John continues to keep contact with her and there is talk of a rekindling the non-cleavage tops and brown dye number 9.

The real question is, was Jessica using John to regain limelight or was she truly falling in love and has now a tormenting and aching heart. Was John truly in love and just couldn’t handle their vast differences or was she simply a booty call for those lonely nights on the touring road… The World may never know.

But one thing I do know and that is that every time I see Jessica Simpson I wonder if a cosmic ray shot down from the cosmos and turned every organic substance into dust, only leaving our electronics, metal cars and plastic toys behind…

*photo courtesy of bjearwicke at stock.xchng

What would she, Michael Jackson and Elizabeth Tailor (yes, she is still alive) do while the rest of us were gone???

…All hail plastic surgery… and Jessica Simpson!