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H@@ter’s Restaurant- A man does not want to eat some of the best wings on the earth while starring at only one pair of hooters the entire time. That would be like going to an all-you-can-eat buffet and only sampling the chick pea casserole with tuna.

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Chili Cookouts- A relationship should be able to withstand almost anything; but the odor of ninety flattened skunks on the side of an Ozark Mountain passageway bordering on a sewage treatment plant… Not! Chili is meant to be eaten alone… or “forever eating alone” will become your middle name.

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Latin Dancing- Men do not like watching their woman be swept away by Latin lovers while they stand helplessly on the sidelines. Single Latin men who are drunk are the most prevalent male species who will dance… and Latin clubs are filled with these “anxious” individuals.

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Tea and Crumpets- What on earth is a crumpet? Most men do not know and quite frankly my dears’ we don’t really give a darn either! That is unless there is half nude woman in the picture serving the stuff, then you can count us in for several servings!

Choose wisely grasshoppers!