Okay, what better day to make fun of Blondes than on a beautiful spring hump Wednesday… The sun is peeking out over the happy clouds and the little birdies are chirping and flying around the heads of almost every blonde we know…

*photo courtesy of Scyza at stock.xchng

Okay, so I don’t really believe that all blondes should be stereotyped… but I do believe that most all of us have a few bleached streaks at some point of our lives!

Here is my vocabulary list to better understand the blonde in your life. I have kept the length short and vocabulary simple, so that it will make a nice novel to read for most of you blondes who come across it!

Changing direction of the swing of your apartment/house door- This is blonde for “we’re breaking up.” If they figure this one out without anyone’s help, you should probably consider taking them back. This is not always the kindest way to get rid of a blonde after the first date, but nether is leaving them at the movie theatre without a flashlight and map to find their way out. I stumbled over about three of them while in Spiderman 3 a few weeks ago.

Date Doctor- Every time you log into one of these Internet dating sights, you are almost guaranteed to find a blonde on the other side of your connection in an office building somewhere in the United States. Nobody usually says too much of these activities, as it keeps them out of trouble and away from most of the other (more dangerous) electrical devices.

Blonde Signal- Translation: cell phone. Just as the patented bat-signal was designed for Batman, if the Blonde hears the sound of the telephone ringing she feels it is her calling to save the world with their ingenious advice to all other blondes around the globe!