DaTeS Guy’s HaTe! (Part 1)
Monday, May 28th, 2007There are several dates that men would rather never existed and they will mean the difference between an everlasting relationship or one night disappearing act… So whether you want to get rid of an irritating mate or keep a hold on them, take note of these all time loser dates of 2007!
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The Break-up Date- I do not know what sadistic woman came up with the idea to make her man take her out on a date before kicking him out to the curb, but they are out there and they are incredibly insensitive. If you’re going to dump him, give him at least the respect of chipping in for the tip!
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The Wedding Date- It is hard enough to get a man to go to church, much less go to a wedding. This will scare a man faster than a bump in the front of a woman’s miniskirt. This is one of man’s greatest fears and if you open up the subject too early in the relationship he may not be around long enough for the throwing of the bouquet!
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Shopping Date- This is just plain torture to a man and the addition of each friend you bring multiples it by 300. Men know that on such an excursion they will only become the mule whose job will be to carry around all the bags and offer up his credit card to her every buying whim.
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Family Reunion Date- Why not just go to watch a few roles of wallpaper being installed at your local Howard Johnson’s hotel… same difference, just a little bit more entertaining!
(…to be continued)