Why Men Can’t Dance (Part 1)… in their 60’s
Asking why men can’t dance is a lot like asking why cats are better than men… There really is no exact answer other than the fact that most women believe it to be true!
Prepare yourselves, as we delve straight past the grey area and into the deep black abyss of a man’s inability to shake his groove thing… and shake it appropriately!
I think it is clear that most men don’t believe dancing is macho; John Wayne, Sylvester Stallone, and Wesley Snipes can barely talk much less walk… and dance; forget about it!
Real men can’t dance!
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Real Men in their 60’s
The hula hoop and bobby sock generation of the 50’s:
“I don’t want to pump and grind… making a spectacle of myself” (Bill, 63).
“I don’t see the big deal; it’s like some people don’t like golf… it’s boring” (John, 65).
These two answers represent the typical disinterested answers. They’ve already landed their woman, so there was no reason to risk their manhood on a foolish night out grinding their booties. But if age brings about wisdom, let’s see what the assumed less knowledgeable spectrum of men in their 40’s has to say about the subject… (to be continued)