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Real Men (err, Boys) in their 20’s

“Girls LOVE to dance… but (if you) fake it, and fake it big; they will start believing in it” (Tim, 28).

Okay, so men definitely know that women like to dance. The problem I see emerging here is that men actually believe that they are fooling women with their unbalanced display of sporadic twitching.

Perhaps they are fooling each other, but certainly not the women turning beet red; fading into the shadows to finish the remainder of their dance, or should I rather say death.

Well, actually I should say that their man looks like he is dying; like a helpless captured Extra-Terrestrial flopping around the dance floor in a desperate attempt to break his restraints or at least frighten the restraints enough to self-destruct!

A real man can dance, and dance well. All others are just boys failing to reach the epitome of male machismo!

So, to all you beautiful woman of the world; save the last dance… well, for me! I’ve already begun my lessons…