These Starlets are dropping faster than the fans at a Rolling Stones concert.

This has been quite a week. We have Beyonce tumbling down several flights of stairs after slipping on an overcoat. Lindsay Lohan getting picked up for reckless drunk driving while trying to run down the mom of her former personal assistant with a car load of cocaine.

Okay, so maybe it wasn’t a car load… but I bet you the moment before she was picked up, she sure wished it was.

*photo by omernos at stock.xchng.com

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… you just can’t put diamonds on a turd, because your still going to still have just a turd! A turd is just a turd… by any other word! Okay, okay, enough is enough…

Then to put a nice nightcap to the above episodes, Britney Spears has a photo shoot with OK! magazine and pranced around eating and wiping her greasy fingers on her dress.

Thankfully, her little Yorkshire terrier had the decency to put an end to this whole charade by expressing its true feelings and “dumping” its sediments exactly on one of the gowns that Britney was supposed to be photographed in.

I actually can’t think of a better way to end the week than with a giant pile of dog doo and Britney Spears. God only knows what types of shenanigans we are in for next week in Hollywood!