We had iTunes, iPod and now introducing the iPhone
Okay, so it’s thin, it plays music… big deal.
*photo from Engadget.com
The new iPhone by Apple, is already a guaranteed success just by its cute little “i” placed before the actual description of this piece of techno crap.
I say techno crap, because at a price tag of $500-$600 you would expect something a little bit more than just a name, but according to the initial reviews by Engadget, the iPhone is looking to be a little flat on features.
Now, I could pass over the bad and blow your bums full of rose aroma smoke, but what fun would that be…
First of all and most importantly… this iPhone is incapable of making videos. As hard as it is for me to believe, the iPhone will only snap photos. This leaves us folks with very little to do if we happen to run into Britney Spears or Paris Hilton some dark drunken evening, besides make a few bad memories that nobody will ever see on YouTube or equivalent.
Next on my list of disappointments are no MMS (Multimedia Messages) and no voice dialing. So, we can’t even video our own car crash while looking down at our new iPhone trying to call our friends to let them know what a lame phone we just bought.
To really grind it in, it has no Adobe Flash support, no way to cut, copy and paste and we can’t even make our MP3 files into ringtones…
So, iSays the new iPhone… iSucks!
And now the hate mail can commence, but don’t bother sending me anything through your new iPhone…
because I probably won’t receive it = )