The “Brat” Pack is dwindling down and it is beginning to become difficult to keep up with which one of them is behind bars, on probation, being arrested, in rehab, defecating on designer dresses… wait, that one has not yet happened, YET being the key word there.

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We all know that Britney Spears is going to be the next one behind bars probability would tell us, but I am still trying to figure out exactly what it will be for. Right now the pool I have going is betting on either Britney:

A. Trying to run down her mother during a drunkin’ binge.
B. Trying to run down K-fed, of which the police will be late responding, but he will live to tell the tale in another one of his crap albums.
C. She will shave her dog and run through Hollywood naked with a bowl of greasy fried chicken.

We have Paris Hilton, whose show, “The Simple Life” has intelligently opted to stay clear from another season, leaving Paris with nothing but time to get into even more trouble, so stay tuned…

Nicole Richie has until September 24th to serve her jail sentence for driving on the wrong side of the road while drunker than a sober Kennedy. The perfect beginning to motherhood I would say…

Susan Moss summed up Lindsay Lohan better than I possibly could with this quote: “Lindsay Lo, caught on blow, to jail she must go.”

The week is just beginning, so who knows who will be in jail or at least heading to the looney bin by tomorrow…