Here is Part 2 of my overview of some of the best Darwin Awards over the past ten years…

*photo courtesy of woodsy and stock.xchng

Always know the time when you are carrying a highly explosive time bomb
This is another one of my favorites where it seems the evil doers got just what they deserved. It appeared to investigators that while two groups of separate terrorists were in route to deliver a bomb, they were both blown to smithereens. While it was puzzling what exactly happened, further inspection found that the bomb was set to daylight savings while the terrorist’s clock was set to regular time. Nobody had even thought to synchronize this very important detail, but I guess that is why they are them and no longer around and we are us and able to sit back and pay tribute to those who receive what they deserve.

How many Janitors does it take to kill a Gopher?
We still do not know thankfully, as a pair of Janitors who were obviously bored and in need of either a vacation or a lobotomy, found a gopher and decided to have some fun killing it. They took it back to their janitor closet and commenced spraying toxic solvents on it. Three cans later, the Gopher was still alive. Pondering the situation, one of the janitors lit a cigarette and blew each of them darn near clear out of the room. It was only after the ambulance came to pick up the two injured janitors that the gopher was found unharmed and was reported to have been returned to nature to go on his merry way. Janitors 0, Gopher 1…

Stupidity is in our favor sometimes-
It appears that a robber of a clothing store in the mall was darn near in the clear. He had just finished with his attempt of robbery when security came around the corner. This intelligent fellow grabbed a shopping cart and nonchalantly began to shop the store. What he didn’t realize as he was immediately wrestled to the ground was that he still had the pair of pantyhose on his head… Doh!!!!