…But then it crashed just short of fruition!

*photo by Vierdrie at Stock.xchng

Well folks, we just gave to wait for the home videos, because it looks like Jessica is not quite ready to throw in the towel and start a porn career.

Her father, Joe Simpson, a.k.a her manager, was the true poo poo on this award winning offer. “We were promised we would win an Oscar,” says Joe.

Well, I don’t believe they have an award for best breasts yet… and after seeing a few flicks featuring Jessica’s acting talents, I think we could say that there must be at least some brains that run in the Simpson family.

That line might have worked on Jessica, but you have to get through good old Joe first.

Besides, if anybody is going to prostitute Jessica, it is going to be Joe (some already say that he does to a degree) and it is going to be his own idea.

Well, I can tell you folks that I don’t think that we have seen the last of Jessica Simpson nude, porn or no porn. Something tells me there are a few skeletons left hanging around in her oversized luggage case marked “private” that she tucks underneath her bed.

If you look at the pile of wardrobe malfunctions she has had lately, we have already seen at least four or five soft porn features, but who’s counting.

And speaking of nudity scandals in Hollywood. It makes me wonder if the press has any life at all. I mean, let’s face it; it would be easy to catch almost anyone nude if you followed them everywhere and just stopped short of outside their bedroom and bathroom door.

But I can see those pictures coming! There are always cracks from which a slim wire cam can slip through and technology is going to ensure that nobody gets away with at least a few embarrassing shots in their lifetime… and that includes you and me. Ever see the Priceless series? Well, let’s just hope you never find yourself on it…

I have to admit that even though I say my fair share about some of Hollywood’s leading ladies who can’t seem to keep their crotch off primetime… I am smart enough to realize that is those photographers would get off the pavement and take shots from a typical angle, there might not be a slew of such shots.

Maybe a couple of these photographers deserve to be knocked out and run over. What would you do, if you stepped out of your car and there was some creep slithering around the sewage canal in hopes of catches a glimpse of your tighty whities?