Me… me… oh me, I cry once again!

Most all of us know by now that Britney Spears has buried herself deep in a well on the back property lot of ex-teen idol Corey Haim (the guy who sold his teeth on e-bay just to make a few bucks). But enough is enough.

I don’t think that anyone really wanted to see anymore of Britney. Every time I see her lately I get this nauseating feeling in my stomach like I am looking at old photos of an ex-girlfriend. I think the world could all could serve as Britney’s gynecologists, dermatologists and proctologists by now. We have seen just about every square inch of her and we have gotten to the point of even getting daily checkups through the paparazzi..

*Photo courtesy of clix at Stock.xchng

Was that freckle on her left upper cheek a slight redder color than yesterday? Could be something we will have to keep an eye out for in the coming shots…

Enough is enough… It’s getting to be kind of like Pamela Anderson and her boobs. If you see something too often, it gives you that feeling of watching a stain grow on the wallpaper of a motel 6 in the outskirts of New Mexico.

What really gets me, is I’m not so sure that Britney is the only scum bag behind these scandals. I mean when your sexiest move has been getting in and out of a car, that heightens the excitement level of the previous motel 6 example with the inclusion of a couple of flies getting it on.

Okay, show me something “new”… Britney’s old, borrowed and blue has made me want to spew!