*photo coutesy of Reuters

The cover-up has been underway for at least three months as pictures have hinted. Jenna Bush would appear to be as pregnant as they come.

Some say that she has maybe just been eating a few too many Ho ho’s, but I think that if a picture says a thousand words, then these pictures say… well, at least two thousand. And it keeps repeating the words “knocked up and loaded”.

Who is the lucky guy?

Well, we can only hope it is a Mr. Henry Hager, who just recently became engaged with Jenna on August 15th.

Bun in the oven or not, we shall soon see. Unless they plan on keeping her in a tent just outside of Steve Guttenburg’s home. We haven’t seen hide nor hair from him since the last Police Academy flop.

*photo courtesy of AFP

But, while I am not one for spreading rumors…
Rumors have gone as far to say that a doctor has leaked the information that she is expecting for Halloween and is going to be having twin boys…

The next question is if this is true, is she being forced to be wed her long time bow, or perhaps is he under the presidential thumb to do the right thing?

Well, shot gun weddings are never the most appropriate way to start a life together.

On the trigger end of the barrel, Daddy Bush is whispering:
“There is a life form on the way, not much time to plan the big day, you should have proposed to her in May.”