Here are a few more costumes I highly recommend you stay away from:

Couples Outfits- As if the typical person is not made sick enough each day watching kissy face lovers baby talk and pick bugs off of each other in the bank line, movie theater, sidewalk, etc… Now they need to remind us all how truly pussy whipped they are by dressing up in cute outfits that compliment each other. And I’m not talking about the cowboy/cowgirl, Dracula/Elvira… I’m talking about the lame plug outlet/socket, pencil/sharpener… yeah, that puke inducing type stuff!

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Deceased Celebrities- I am all for paying tribute to a distant legend, but some people take this idea beyond the norm and it becomes down right despicable!

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Baby- You were maybe cute when you were a baby… but I can certainly assure you that you are not that kind of cute anymore! The worst part of this costume is that for some sicko’s it is actually a fetish to be diapered and spanked while sucking their thumb. Leave this kind of stuff behind the bedroom door… some of us are trying to eat out there!

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The “I don’t really want to wear a costume” Costume- Okay, these are always lame. These are the folks who didn’t even try at all. We are talking about the cowboy, army grunt, gorilla mask, 50’s person… now these are the folks who I may let slide a “poo” costume in exchange for the alternative lameness. At least there would be some truth in the advertising!

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